Cue the wonka music “I’ve got an orange ticket!!!” #couldyouplease #nypd #lmdifyouwant #boned #jobinterviewwentwell #streetcleaning #wombbroom #meter_maid_is_passion

@paolobassman #dead #nudes #snapchat #sexting #fulldick #boned #purplerim #sober #triggerjack

My friend thought it would be funny to put a picture of me from 2007 as his profile picture. So now he is a girl.

Moral of this story:

Don’t mess with someone who wears glasses.

… in my dream I had a dense beard

now I don’t.

getyourselfhigh:

Incubus - Isadore

You can’t just leave, I’ve given everything
I can’t believe you’re taking everything
You’re taking everything
Oh…

"When people are ready to, they change. They never do it before then, and sometimes they die before they get around to it. You can’t make them change if they don’t want to, just like when they do want to, you can’t stop them."

Andy Warhol  (via mixtapeconversation)

(Source: justbesplendid, via tselovat)