
Cue the wonka music “I’ve got an orange ticket!!!” #couldyouplease #nypd #lmdifyouwant #boned #jobinterviewwentwell #streetcleaning #wombbroom #meter_maid_is_passion

@paolobassman #dead #nudes #snapchat #sexting #fulldick #boned #purplerim #sober #triggerjack

My friend thought it would be funny to put a picture of me from 2007 as his profile picture. So now he is a girl.
Moral of this story:
Don’t mess with someone who wears glasses.
(Source: justbesplendid, via tselovat)